For us geeks of a certain age, there are some bits of text that immediately bring back memories..
This Mud created:5th December 1984 at 19:55:17
Welcome! By what name shall I call you?
<enters name and password>
Yes!Your last game was today at 15:41:19.
Hello again, Amanda the heroine!
Narrow road between lands.
This is, of course, MUD, the original and many say the best.
However how about this....
The computing department foyer.
You are at the main entrance to the computing department. Grooves in the carpet indicate where a certain large filing cabinet has been pushed up against a wall, thus preventing any students hiding behind it, for late night Mud playing sessions. The mugshots of 27 members off staff leer out of you from a dark corner. The incessant tap of keyboards comes from a room to the south.
This comes from a little remembered variant entitled UNI, based on Essex University itself. Sadly I never attended the university myself, so cannot attest to the accuracy of the location descriptions, however I suspect there is some artistic licence at play here:
The Mathematics Department.
The mathematics department is a creepy place! It is the sort of place in which lunatic asylum movies are filmed. The spirits of long-dead mathematicians come back to haunt unsuspecting students, trying to wipe out future generations of mathematicians with weird and evil calculus courses. Of course, this place is as nothing compared to the unspeakable horrors to the west....
And as for..
Before you stetches an apparantly endless vista of water. It's blackness gives the appearence of incredible depth, and reminds you more of a swamp, than a lake. The ghosts of long dead ducks, poisoned by the wastes from the chemistry department still float on the scum, looking for equally dead fish. A rolling expanse of untamed grassland stretches out to the north-west, whilst the shadow from the tower of the evil Nosferatu to the north strikes terror into the heart of mere students.